The internet used to be fun. Now its a stressful hellhole of cookies, ads, and paywalls.
Everything looks the same and its just another depressing symptom of our late stage capitalistic society.
Will you help me take back the old web?
You will?
Then enter and take refuge in the shady trees of the cemetary...

I ran away again.
Then, again, I ran away.
Mary Oliver

Please eat the peach, and the angel will escort you across the border...